Hilarious things you've found in RAW?

[Scots Dragon]

And Scotsdragon, you have to remember that WotC's *other* product, MTG, does work exactly in that weird legalistic sense, so the spillover probably comes from there.

But Dungeons & Dragons is not and has never been a competitive card-game that has a simple one-versus-one assumption for fifteen minute length games. It is a collaborative roleplaying game.

The basic assumptions are thus radically different.