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The crew overseeing you inspect your weapons takes but a step back for a bit more distance. Perhaps it's nothing, given the sudden bursts of speed and strength you are capable of. But still, all the same, they are well-trained soldiers, and they wait curiously to see how you handle your falcata. You're more than welcome to give it a few practice swings, just not on any SCP Foundation members.
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Once the guards stand back he hefts the shield, a simple buckler sized proportionate to him, inspect the armor made of ballistic steel plates brigandine style and tries it on. Finding the fit and mobility to be about right he leaves it on, finding a sort of comfort in the weight of armor once more.

The came the sword. He slowly moves his hand to it and takes short yet hefty weapon up. He slowly pulls on the hook-like handle and savors the way the steel slides free of it's sheath. The slight shimmer in the steel as it is exposed to the light puts a twinkle back into his eye and once pulled free sees they had not skimp out on the edge, as even the first few inches of the back had a suitable edge to it. It was even balanced perfectly, shown when he instantly finds the center of balance and the blade sits till on his finger.

With this he takes it back in hand and slowly moves it around as if striking. While most of the time he portrays a brutish, clumsy demeanor the almost surgical detail in his movements shows not just skill but muscle memory, as he moves it around and in front of him with all the same ease and any here might walk or talk. His actions become faster with time where the speed and precision might seem like something you would see out of a old samurai movie and yet it was here, in this room, perform by this man with such a hefty weapon.

Towards the end he flourishes the weapon, holds the scabbard at his side and slide the blade in it's home before gently putting it back on the table.

"Yes, this will do greatly."


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It would seem that's what you're doing for now! But even with your massive strength and size, the car and trailer it pulls behind barely moves an inch. It'll probably take all of your combined efforts to get this thing rolling without engine power.
"HRRRRR" He grunts. "How is this [REDACTED] so stuck!? It's only a metal wagon with some furniture on it!" He grumbles and stands back devouring yet another delicious slider. "Well now what?"