Quote Originally Posted by Gravitron5000 View Post
Dire Moose has no way to get to the moon, and the mule is ever so lonely :'(

I wish for the moon to come to Dire Moose. How could this possibly go wrong?
Clearly, you wish to destroy Dire Moose. However, they manage to gain the moon - meaning that all the resources there are theirs to sell. They are now stupidly rich.
I wish to rob them successfully.