*I am not allowed to make an Artificer named Wallace to go enjoy the cheese worlds.
**Especially if nobody makes Grommet.
***My turret is not allowed to launch random household objects about.
****The thief should not be able to control my armour like the wrong trousers. He can, he just shouldn't.
*****My steel defender is not a Hoover with delusions of grandure.
******If I DO make Wallace, I must pick One kind of Artificer to be, not just a few class features from each Archetype.
*******Well... One per episode. I can change when the DM says I can. Just stat out the sheets.