Prediction Page, (bring your quatloos, gps, and internets, you'll need them.)

[Tubercular Ox]

Ah, I see. Hey, FriendComputer, have you considered the benefits of investing a few points into Profession (gourmet chef)?

Cook is the word my math teacher in high school taught me to use with puzzles that were solved in outlandish ways that were either not intended by the author or which the author was planning to inflict on the audience as a surprise. I'm happy to use any word you want instead.