MitD XIX: The Potted Plant Is Starting To Look Reasonable

[Metastachydium]

Is it really porn if neither of the participants are aware they're being watched?

I'm glad you managed to identify the most important issue to address here.

I'm just happy there's no crossover between the topics.

Don't be silly. Tarrasques are reptilian in appearance. Their reproductive anatomy shouldn't be the gross mammalian sort either!