Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.

[Alabenson]

**** May not tell a lich who is trying to no longer be undead/redead/not dead the following: "Having been raised on a farm, I learned that sometimes you have to realize that you can't un**** that goat."

This phrase is not related to why my character is an adventurer, and I am forbidden to insinuate otherwise.