The hostess of your party serves Sorcerer Fruit Pies? How do I wrangle an invite?
Sure. 2d6 Great sword beats wing, wing, tail, claw, claw.
Am I the first to consider that it is just as likely that he stabbed himself as it is that he stabbed Bloodfeast? He was not holding it as a ready weapon, even if he is proficient.
No, that realization is sprinkled up and down the thread, but no one responds to it.
"Thursdays. I could never get the hang of Thursdays."-Arthur Dent, The Hitchhiker's Guide
"I had a normal day once. It was a Thursday." -Will Bailey, The West Wing