Looking for ideas for a high-magic themed restaurant.

[Bohandas]

*The interior is a non-euclidean space

*all the meat comes from a single cow that they keep slapping regenerate on

*The plates and tables right themselves if knocked over

*Cooking method: Zombie cows walk through a big furnace

*all the food is pre-prepared and stored with the stasis version of shrink item

*the restaurant is in a big cavern, the chef knows stone to flesh and all the food is made out of meat carved from the wall

EDIT:
*The tables and chairs have no legs, they just float in the air

*the fire in the stove is a fire elemental

*chef is an awakened rat

*You don't come to the restaurant, it comes to you. Or maybe just the door does and its a portal

*none of the tables or chairs or napkins or plates ever get dirty, no matter how much grease and ketchup get smeared on them