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2024-04-02, 01:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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#8
Firbolg in the Playground
Re: Looking for ideas for a high-magic themed restaurant.
*literal food of the gods. Nectar, ambrosia, amrita, peaches of immortality, golden apples etc.
*Instead of preparing the fugu properly thay let you borrow a periapt of proof afainst poison
*you can eat and eat and eat and not get full or get fat
*decanters of endless ketchup/mustard/barbecue sauce/ranch dressing/etc.
*all the salt is inported directly from the quasielemental plane of salt
*the napkins are magic scrolls
*Thanks to flesh to stone all the walls and maybe the tables and stuff are made of ground beef
*they slay the cow in front of you with finger of death
*they slaughter *and* cook the cow in front of you with flame strike
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*similar to the above the produce the dried meat with horrid wilting
Last edited by Bohandas; 2024-04-03 at 12:53 AM.