How long would the Earth last if the sun became a black hole?

[Radar]

That's not to say there wouldn't be a lot of casualties from the initial event, and there'd be conflict as nations try and grab what they can to secure what their leaders see as the right way for civilisation to continue (their way and no other), which could well turn into a nuclear exchange.

I mean, we must be increasingly on the alert to prevent them taking over other mine shafts space, in order to breed more prodigiously than we do. Thus, knocking us out of these superior numbers when we emerge! Mr. President, we must not allow a mine-shaft gap!

Quite fitting, ain't it?