Quote Originally Posted by Moon_Called View Post
You mean cliche, right?

Anyway, fire's the only way to purge him of his infidelity, so that he will be pure in his next life. *nodnod*
Potassium just makes him explode (which IS fire) and liquid nitrogen, likewise. Spacing is a taste of hell, so he gets the nice idea of what happens if he doesn't shape up. They are all proven anti-Infidelity treatments.
And, um, not that kind of infidelity.