Quote Originally Posted by The Great Skenardo View Post
Vacuumium, of course. It's tricky to purify it, however. The biggest source of raw vacuumium is through a special process in which important items are stored in a vault. The phrase "Don't worry; they'll be perfectly safe in this vault" is uttered, and then the door is opened. The gap where the important item should be produces a yield of about 7 microtorr quality, if captured right away.
Bah! Vacuumium is all well and good, but we're talking executions here. Why, it would take positively 3200 gigatorr quality to achieve the right amount of screaming pain and death! You're not gonna get that cheaply. If you could, say, find a way to harness the energy caused by the liquification of your brain after you utter the phrase "Don't worry Mom, it's gonna be fiiiiiiine!" then you'd be in business.