So my friend just visited and told us about how she was talking with her mother about her {impossibly huge, impressive, and intimidating} dice collection, and her mother said when my friend has little children she'll really need to keep the dice packed away to avoid anyone eating something they shouldn't.

My friend replied: "Oh don't worry, I'll keep my dice safe."

To which her mother said: "Your children! I meant your children!!"

Glad she's got her priorities straight! :-D