Quote Originally Posted by Rowanomicon View Post
I thought you were The Middle Finger of Sauron.
That's a pretty high position (pun intended... cuz it's raised, get it?).
I double as both, i wanted to go out to meet aragorn at the black gate, but I was told that hte plot needed a more dramatic herald
If i had been there

Aragorn-let the lord of the black lands come forth
Me- My master sauron the great bids you welcome. I have a message i was told to show thee
**** you, git
Me-That is all
(goes back inside and we shut the gate)
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