Mafia IV - Star Wars - NIGHT 8

[Andre Fairchilde]

Night 7 Ends…

Tatooine…On Jabba’s Pleasure Barge

Jabba sit’s on his throne and commands “Hoh hoh hooh. Hoh hoh hooh. Mwaba gwaba febuh! (Bring out the prisoner!)

The hooded human was captured leaving the cantina, bundled into the back of the landspeeder, and flown to Jabba’s Pleasure Barge. The barge in turn took off for the now weekly trip to the Great Pit of Carkoon and the Saarlac pit.

Jabba’s henchmen were on edge. For every botched execution, at least two or three underlings were punished for the failures. They wanted to get this one right. It should be easy – take the prisoner, keep him in cuffs, and drop him in the hole. Why was it so difficult to do something like this?

The guards bring out their prisoner to face Jabba.

“Gamba tooh dim bu?” (Any last words?)

Before the figure can speak, the barge has hit the desert equivalent of an iceberg, listing to the side, everyone crowded on the deck slides to the port side of the barge. The prisoner, gathering his wits, grabs hold of the opposite side – jumps overboard, and runs off into the desert heading back to Mos Eisley! He’s escaped!

However, the second prisoner they’d captured – the hooded figure falls directly into the Saarlac pit, to be devoured in one bite!

Very irritated, Jabba starts screaming at his underlings and the Pleasure Barge begins a speedy journey back to town.

In the Saarlac pit, rumblings underground…

The head of the beast emerges from underground and it SPITS out the figure it had just devoured – who flies 382 meters before impacting several times. The Saarlac had begun its digestion, but does not eat inorganic matter – revealing the figure to be a droid!

The droid sets itself upright, takes an accounting of the global positioning, and also begins the journey back to town.

Unfortunately for the droid, the impact attracted the attention of the Jawas – who stun the droid and after shutting it down wipe its memory and disassemble it for resale.

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Hero 1.0 was accidentally dropped into the Saarlac pit (killed) by Huttese Gangsters. Hero 1.0 was either R2D2 or C3PO.

Less than a kilometer from the Saarlac pit, the other escapee from Jabba’s Pleasure Barge hurridly makes his way back to the city.

“Goodness away I thank! Contacts information found tell I must!”

“Not so fast Jedi. Lord Vader has requested your company. Come with us please.”

While in interrogation, the figure was shot by Imperial Agents. Twice.

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Radikalskippy was arrested (killed) by the Imperial Agents. Radikalskippy was a Jedi.

DAY 8 BEGINS NOW.
VOTING WILL END FRIDAY DEC 28TH, 9PM CENTRAL STANDARD TIME, (-6 GMT).