Spills Very Hot soup all over himself
"GGAAHHHH!!!"
Runs to the bathroom to cool himself considerably.
And a couple minutes later he comes back with an wet robe
"Stupid Android stay still!, I command the forces of my being to rip and flay the flesh from your bones! May your organs rupture and your blood boil and your brain explode!"
Magical aura emanates from him from an second then stops
"God Damn that android!"