But Rob, we dinnae think tis one a yer brighter ideas, stealin' from the Librarian (Spasticteapot). He's bound ta know when tha' banananas go missin'. And we dinna even like bananananas! Can't we just go straight ta the fightin' part?

Nah, it'll all come right after tha stealin' part! Tis not yet time fer the fightin' part...we still have tha drinkin' part first....

But Rob!

Alright alright! We'll do tha drinkin', then the fightin', then tha stealin'....


*the voices trail off as a sudden gust of wind bangs the door open and closed again*