Quote Originally Posted by Wolf53226
Sorry, Chuck beats Pun-Pun.

Lets just say that the two get in a fight. Let us even say, Pun-Pun gets the drop on Chuck, wins init and gets to go first, even though that can never happen, which I will explain later.
Wrong. Pun-pun will always go first.

Pun-Pun attacks, physically, with a special power or...what ever. First of, Pun-Pun, as good as he is, needs a natural 20 to hit. Pun-Pun has an attack approaching infinite, but since CN, Chuck Norris will now be refered to as CN and Pun-Pun as PP, has a dex of Infinite, his AC is infinitely high, so there is no way to hit him with out a natural 20. Since only a natural 20 is an automatic hit, even a 19+near infinite, is still less than infinite, so only the 20 hits. We'll even say, PP gets lucky and rolls another 20 to confirm the crit, I haven't read anything to say he can't be crit hit. PP, does near infinite damage, since his near infinite str, but that is still less that the infinite HP that CN has. Now, it is CN's turn, he travels back in time, by giving the space time continum a round house kick, appears in the air above PP, a couple of instances before PPgets his powers, and KILLS him with the punch the ground attack.
Since Pun-pun also knows what Chuck will try doing Long before Chuck actually does it, Pun-pun has no trouble preventing such time-travelling shenanigans.


The shorter method is he goes first, instantly transports to right next to PP, and uses that Vorpal Crush, and since that still effects creature who are immune to crits, and would do infinite damage do to the inifinite str, PP is dead, again.
As I pointed above, your precious Chuck is incapable of going first unless Pun-pun chooses to delay his action.

As for vorpal crush, if you read it more carefully, it does no damage, just a decapitation effect as per vorpal. Since Pun-pun has decided to give himself the regenerative traits of, say, the Tarrasque, instead of dieing, he finds himself instead taking nonlethal damage equal to his HP + 10. Or at least, he would if he wasn't immune to nonlethal damage.