Prophecy, me boy. Prophecy.
To answer your questions, Thanatos:
1) No, I did not read that as "Soon Tan." Maybe because I am not drunk like you are, you drunk! Stop being so drunk!
2) Very astute observation. For that, you get a slice of cake. (Note: the cake is a lie.)
And thank you for your compliment. You don't become a sadistic torturer for the accolades, but it's nice to be recognized.