Haruki's Historically Hilarious Honey-covered Random Banter #94

[Em Blackleaf]

If they wanted to, cows would murder us whether they had a bell or not.
Also, horses hate me.

I think animals are secretly plotting destruction of the human race. Or maybe just the destruction of me.

Though they're kinda like a cow... only with an afro.

The afro just makes them seem cooler.