Haruki's Historically Hilarious Honey-covered Random Banter #94

[Bookman]

Okay. So my skin is waaaaay too dry lately. I'm beginning to actually FEEL like a troglodyte. In the scaly skin sort of way.

Dang winter. It's supposed to get down to -40 F by tomorrow night. Which is, like, a 70 degree temperature difference than what is outside right now. I think all the cardboard boxes are absorbing all the house's humidi...

*turns into a pillar of salt*

There are degrees that low?

EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE.

......... >.>