((Dan wasn't in the cabin when Thanatos pranked it. And I will prove it with logic!
A. Thanatos would have seen me in the bunk, and it is unlikely that he would have attempted it with Dan still inside.
B. I stated that I was going to go to the campfire. Granted, I didn't actually say that I went, but whatever.
C. Had Dan been in the bunk during Thanatos' attempted prank, Thanatos would have been the target of a pair of Rays of Frost, a Magic Missile, and a Mage Hand-wedgie. As none of these things happened, Dan couldn't have been in the bunk! ))