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LEGAL DISCLAIMER: If anyone reading this, by any chance, knows of, is related to, or is M. Jodi Rell, first woman governor of Conneticut, know this: I am a pathetic, Hoosier, teenaged, undersexed high schooler who would never in his life go on a crazy rampage and take the governor of a New England state hostage, at the commands of a powerful wizard. Piratejesus, however, would.
I'm PirateJesus, and I approve this message.