With monkey grip, would you be able to wield a large halberd in one hand and a medium sized one in your off-hand?
You should, but you'd also need the feat Short-haft in order to wield a two-handed polearm in one hand.
Originally Posted by Keld Denar
If the players figure out and try to stop this from occuring, the wizard instantly crafts a HUGE mound of quarterstaves and clubs to obscure himself before teleporting out.