Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101

[randman22222]

I wanna see some Drop Bears!
Sure there's not a zoo for over fifty miles and it sucks big time so I never been; but I wanna see some Drop Bears!
They're like really big koalas and they live in trees and hunt by fropping out of said trees onto their prey's heads knocking them out.
And then they eat the prey alive.
May or may not be fictional, but wow!

Waitwaitwait, so they just drop themselves out of trees, and land on their prey? That is awesome!

*Pictures a small bear in ninja attire, jumping off a tree, yelling "Banzai!"*