Hymath, Warforged fighter

Hymath looks disappointed at the dirt and oil. How am I supposed to clean myself with that! I am rusty from years in damp cellars, and you give me some liquid food and gravel! I shod wash you in some dirt and see how you like it!

The figher stands up, his voice ever increasing in loudness.

Fetch me a proper wetstone for sharpening of weapons, some clean linens and oil and pure sand. Now!