Trainwhistle Jenkins, Champeen of Prospector Karaoke

Seeing Flint having ripped through the first tentacle, Trainwhistle sees this as a good opportunity to get the youngins outside: an opportunity he promptly delegates to the man whose crotch the children were staring at the last round.

"Galdurnit, Colyrado, git them chilluns outta here, fore they turns into a pile o sciency mush along with them other blasphemers." He grimaces as a new headache smashes into him like a mutant moose who just got his antlers stoled by none other than Trainwhistle Jenkins hisself. yellow, blue, yellow, blue...

"Yeeargh!" He is suddenly interrupted by the tentacle swinging for him, but he skips aside with the latest barn dancin move he learned from Edna. Thank the mutant gods fer that woman and her fancy boots. Bringing Ol' Bashy back into his two-handed grasp, he swings wildly at the bad hentai joke afore it can stain the honor of any of the fine ladies o Wiltshire. "Hoo-boy, it'll be a warm day in Stygia afore a poor excuse fer a garden hose'll best the likes o Trainwhistle Jenkins!"

OOC:
Trainwhistle attacks either the damaged tentacle or the only one left, then takes a 5ft step back towards the head, callin the 2nd tentacle forward with naught but the fire in his eyes. (Power Attack for 1)
Attack: (1d20+5)[9]
Damage: (1d6+5)[6]

Quote Originally Posted by stinkomandx View Post
[B](Out of curiosity, does Trainwhistle have the standard issue prospector voice?)
Have you even been reading my posts?! But yeah, I kind of imagine him with the standard "incorrigible old coot" voice, such as the one demonstrated by Will Ferrell in his old prospector sketch. But technically, Trainwhistle is pretty smart, so he "gets it." He jes like ta talk this way. Ya unnerstan?