"Burn hot, burn bright. How long 'till you burn out?" - the Centimani, Promethean: the Created.

'"Must change have a purpose?"
"Indeed," she said. "Else all is chaos."
"What troubles you about chaos?"
Her eyes narrowed. "That what we call chaos is, from another perspective, the hidden hand of God."
...
"Mara," I said. "I believe you have been sent by the Devil himself to aid me."'
- Rites of the Dragon

"Don't love animals, they don't last long enough. Don't love humans, they last too long." - Anonymous

"Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them" - Samuel Butler, Mind and Matter

"The meaning of life is bucket."
Richard, of Looking For Group

Athenian Official: "Socrates, you are charged with corrupting the youth of Athens!"
Socrates: "Which one?"

"Democracy is the worse form of government, except for all those others that have been tried from time to time." - Winston Churchill

"If a terrorist group wanted to hit Britain, all they'd have to do is kill 100 random celebrities. The country would have a nervous breakdown." - Chris Morris

"Any officer who goes into action without his sword is improperly dressed." - Lieutenant-Colonel Jack Malcolm Thorpe Fleming Churchill.