Trainwhistle Jenkins, suddenly in pain

Even Trainwhistle wild dance steps are no match for the evils of science, and he yelps in pain as the spine hits his back, like this, "Yeeeowch!"

As the vine wraps attacks, Trainwhistle finds he can do little else than swing around with Ol' Bashy and hope to connect. "C'mere ya overgrown excuse for a snake whose belly may or may'nt be in a wagon rut!"

OOC:
Bwu-oh...
Grapple: (1d20+5)[17]
Fort vs Spine: (1d20+4)[13]
Fort vs Melting: (1d20+4)[14]

Attack: (1d20+6)[22]
Damage: (1d6+2)[5] (an extra +1 damage to that if I'm not grappled, because then I can use Ol' Bashy 2-handed)

(prospector, clint eastwood. whatever. I don't think my accent stays the same from post to post anyways... i'm running out of things to say to this plant creature. i'm going to have to find something else to cast my metaphors on.)