Apocalypse Northwest

[OneFamiliarFace]

Trainwhistle Jenkins, "and all my stupid bands that fell apart"
HP 11/11 (formerly out of 24); AC 14; Fort +4, Ref+2, Will +2

Noticing parts of him are starting to fall off, Trainwhistle decides it would be prudent were he to try to get some of this gunk off of him. He takes his old "I Ain't Yo' Grampa" shirt out from under his overalls and starts wiping his face off with the bottom.

"Hot Jesus playin' jumprope! This stuff'll take ya down faster 'n Anty Mable's homemade whisky!"

OC:
Fort Save: (1d20+4)[11]
Stopping to get me some hps. (Already included above, so is fort save results.)