Shipping itP II: Scourge of the Seven Seas

[Almighty Salmon]

And you got it the wrong way round! I'm the paterfamilias! Not Magtok. He's m'boy. Yessir. Nothing creepy about that... nosiree... *whistles innocently*

This is the type of thing which explains why I had a therapist on constant standby since the age of four.

And you never got me that bike I really wanted for christmas. Then Magtok moved away on work related issues. Why did you never love me, Bath? Why?!