Cristo's Consistently Confusing and Constantly Casual Random Banter #105

[Haruki-kun]

[sarcasm]I love my teacher, she's so nice.[/sarcasm]

Get this: My teacher decided she would be nice. We'd just turned in a horrible assignment the previous day, Wednesday, so when we went to class on Thursday, she says. "Alright, guys, so you know we have to do that next assignment for Monday, right?"

The class grunts or mumbles. We did remember.

"Well, I don't want to be mean. I don't want to give you homework for the weekend."

The class looks up. Amazing, we thought.

"So instead of making it due Monday! I'm changing the due date!"

The class is excited about it.

"Instead, you have to turn it in due tomorrow! "