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2008-10-24, 05:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Cristo's Consistently Confusing and Constantly Casual Random Banter #105

Originally Posted by TwoBitWriter

I hit a girl in my high school parking lot once. I was only going like 5 mph and she darted out of nowhere.

We ended up dating for three months

Best.
Way.
To.
Meet.
A.
Girl.
Ever.
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EVER.

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Originally Posted by Phase

That guy was badass! He was like, "Oh! Oh, you're gonna try to Chuck Norris me, I'll just Chuck Norris you!" Unfortunately, I am the best Chuck Norris since Chuck Norris.
Which is saying something, considering that Chuck Norris... was Chuck Norris.
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