I have a five second attention span, got it.

Oh, what's that? It looks like faulty wiring in the floorboard. What do you say, Deathslayer7?

My lines, my lines. I've gotta memorize my lines... They've got me in a...

Oh look, a funhouse! I love funhouses! I haven't been in forever, not since the last time I saw my dad, before the crash.

He had a mustang, not the horse kind, the car kind. It got wrecked, right down to the cupholders.

Speaking of that, I'm thirsty. Who's got a coke? Come on, Philistine, stop holding out on me!