Brogurlax

Brogurlax booming voice reached her even as she left. My arrival wash no more or lesh grandioshe than any of the othersh, your pettinessh merely made you believe it wash sho. I arrived with fanfair perhapsh, but it wash never meant to "impresh" you, nor do I care about shuch thingsh. In the future I need not call you childish, your actionsh and attitudesh mark you ash such without my needing to point it out. And with that Brogurlax took wing, and flew high into the air, gliding effortlessly into the distance, leaving a trail of decay and rot in his path.