*looks at the votes so far*

Wow! I thought I'd already seen the worst possible logic for lynching me nearly a month ago. Looks like I'll have to lower my standards yet again. I'm not even bored with being a villager in this one yet.

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The police officer wanders around the fairgrounds almost happily. With the exception of that unfortunate incident yesterday, there was a relative lack of illegal things happening. It was certainly going much smoother than his last job. He glances from side to side, still searching for the Exachix which had escaped from the petting zoo, but sees nothing. He heads over to the vendors' area, keeping a watchful eye open for any would-be thieves.