Quote Originally Posted by Kneenibble View Post
The position of visionary madman messiah in the New Church of the Pink Unicorn is MINE. We will subvert this decadent and outdated church of phase with radical ideology, grotesque ritual pleasures, and poison truth in the guise of gilded lies. So it is written, let it be done. Ave, fiat, vos nequam.
...may I bribe you with snuggles and kisses to worship me as the God of Physical Affection? >.>