(as she sits atop Windstriker, a tennis racket in one hand and a Super Soaker filled with body oil in the other) You told me I should find a creative outlet for my anger, sweetie. I'm just taking your good advice!
...This is really because I cast Detect Embarrassing Childhood Memories on you without permission, isn't it?
How'd you guess? Are you reading my thoughts again?
Um...no, it's just an educated g-
Because I thought we agreed you wouldn't do that. You taught me a valuable lesson, now I'm returning the favor... STAY*squelch*
Aah!
OUT *smack*
Ow!
OF *zart*
Wah!
MY *bamf*
Eeogh!
HEAD! *schplunkle*
Aaaahhhhh! So, this is what it's like to be the bottom...
...sorry...had to get it out of my system.