Harold
"...'Harry?' Don't do that. Please."
The minstrel shakes his head and pages through the diary.
"Have I ever mentioned just how much I approve of people keeping a regular diary? Just look how helpful it is to people who want to rescue you or, as the case may be, collect information on your innermost thoughts."
He taps the diary against his palm, thinking.
"Well," he says, "I think we can safely report on the status of the enterprise as 'failed' to Claudius. Shame about all those people, really. Think we can still hit the high tide on our way out?"