"Speaking of which, why do you bear such a large sword. I've heard some.... impressive tales... about Orcs weaponry. They say thats why half orcs come around. What orcs lack in the attic, they make up for in the basement."
(1d20+4)[18]Perform (humor) (not really)
(1d20+9)[12]Attack
(1d10+2)[4]Damage