I'm linking to the image because it's, like, 600 pixels bigger than the total allowed, if not more...
http://www.freeimagehosting.net/image.php?a3806b7b8d.png
It's... a little bigger than I intended, but it gets the job done, I guess. I tried to make the upper end like an old piece of parchment, gradually fading toward some point on the story that's sort of "off-camera".
By the way, I wrote what I wrote at the lower-left, because, the story? Lerky's. The picture? Mine.(We all know Lerky is a better artist, but hey! I'm triying to revive the thread!(Again) I had to do something!)
So... what do you say?
(Every kind of veggie is accepted for throwing, except for Pickles, if you could be so kind. And potatoes.)