Sorry, I forgot that you were from Wisconsin. That explains everything. ...I'm sorry.
Terribly silly place, after all. Full of cheese that gets turned into... things which are not cheese in order to be shipped around the country. Wait, I meant Terrifying place, that's the ticket...
I'm gonna... go.... shudder now... as the true horror has yet to hit me.
Edit: oh wait, sorry, that was vomit...
Something funny in the water in this building... I think...
You don't usually get sick from not having eaten anything, do you? Yup... definitely only had that glass of water... hmm...It did taste a bit funny...
I'm-a get sommat to eat just in case that was the problem though.
Umm. I had a point somewhere, but I kinda forgot it.
So, let's just say I was commenting on the Mason-Dixon line and the essential difference in Iced tea outlook between northerners and southerners.
^: Wisconsin, California... Suffice to say they fall outside of the one region.
Also... Owie...