Years ago I remember hearing a Scottish version of "Rawhide" sung by a Country and Eastern band. Wish I could remember all the lyrics, but google isn't helping. I've only got some sections of it...

Don't try to understand 'em,
Just stick the heid and brand 'em
And dream of pints of heavy in East Kilbride.

My wages will be waitin'
My tart is calculatin'
Waiting at the end of the ride.