No, they don't. This is crack, the more mind-bendingly wrong the better.

By the way, someone who's read the books and not just been subjected to an hour and a half of grueling torture needs to do a Tsukiko/Edward Cullen fic, with Edward seeing some dark extremes.

I will be doing a Nale/Hilja/O-Chul/Julia pregnancy dessert island.
Well, this raises an important question: Are ther Half-Dwarves?