Oh, I never said I was offended by the nonsence pronouns, only that they bothered me. I am, however, violently opposed to political correctness as I see it as no more than a way for people to try to force their views on me and regulate my speech.

That aside, I agree with those before me who said we should all just take up Orcish... I mean...

Me think we all need speak Orc. Orc is da best talk! Crush puny elf thing and its lack of Orcness!