Damn Twilight. I've never read or seen it, but I hate it!
Speaking of which, I've recently found a very good book that seems to be a parady of Twilight from what I've heard of it (although I think that this book I've found might have actually been written before Twilight. I'll have to check that. ). An incredibly funny book by Christopher Moore known as "You Suck: A Love Story".
If you've actually read Twilight, you might find this very, very hilarious. I recommend checking it out.