Ender's Game

[Oslecamo]

you forgot some: Marty Stu Ender drastically changes people's worldview simply by existing.
Mary Suedom runs in his family: Valentine is So Brilliant she defines the cultural identities of many many planets, his parents are both persecuted for their religions but ooh they're smart, his brother becomes the Emperor of Mankind.

Ah, yes the little kids that conquered the world trough chat rooms and by killing little animals, how could I forget.

Don't get me started on how even the internet itself literally becomes an sentient being so it can devote herself completely to Mary Stu Ender.

So, if Parson was closely remoted to Marty Stu Ender, by now there would've apeared some super unit that would pledge her loyalty to Hamster and make Wanda look like a crippled commoner.

Or at least all beings in Efworld, Stanley included, would be on their knees licking Hamster's boots and fighting for the honor of granting Parson's wishes.