Oh my god.

Most insane roll ever. It started off with two fours and two 19s (so roll on every table and add... twice) and just got worse (two "roll three times on heavyweight).

So the final pairing is...

An adulterous relationship between Hinjo, Yor, Belkar, Thor's Might Durkon, Flesh Golem Roy, Mr. Scruffy, Caesar Borgota, Weiner Rammers, Miko, Lord Kubota, Julia Greenhilt, The Orc Chieftain, The IFCC, all the demon roaches, Dora, and some Spidews.

Holy crap. This has to be one of the Fanfiction ones.