Hmm, maybe I should have actually read the thread before manually removing the numbers from all 1800 entries and putting them in a giant spreadsheet to roll.

Alright, on to the monsters.

Some of the best I rolled on v4.00:
Obliviously Rocket-Propelled Internet Meme.
Otiluke's Irresistible Trenchcoat-clad Dwarf.
Reincarnated Alkaline Chainsaw
Misgendered Pyrokinetic Sentient Sword. Not particularly funny, but it gave me an awesome idea for an intelligent weapon.

And 10 random new ones from the new table:
Submarine-Riding Sumo Wrestling Zorro
Nine-Armed Glowing Ostrich
Acidic Spaghetti-Covered Trailer Park
Guest-Starring Gnoll-Riding Rabbi
Rancorous Cheeseless Scientologist
Regally Adorned Warforged Sackboy
Drugged Kung Fu Pink Floyd Reunion Tour
Land Of The Secret Paste-Eater
Piney Blood-Drinking Sticks (from snakes)
Creepy Dire Gelatinous Cube

Hey, my party's just about the right level to fight that trailer park! This table rocks!